This should pretty much sum up how eager I am to review this which is why this is going to be quick. What has happened to entertainment today? Is this what television has become? Have people become so uncreative that they are willing to turn obnoxious web series into shows to be aired to the public?
For those who were lucky enough not to run into this abomination on Youtube or anywhere on the Internet this is The Annoying Orange a web series that first began on 2009 and has been ongoing since. Then some wise guy thought this would be a great idea for a kids show and on June 11th of last year this fucking show aired.
Here is one episode of the web series so you get a nice example of what the show offers for "comedy". Also keep in mind that this what happens during every single episode of the original show. Oh yes this wont get repetitive in the slightest!!!
Yeah now imagine that turned into a TV series an-wait....
The show is just a merciless onslaught of puns and fruit get sliced and diced. I swear if I meet the guy who green lighted this I'm going to break his face.
Speaking of faces just look the that expression on the orange there. Its like that of mass murderer. And the laugh that fucking laugh. I'm going to be hearing that in my nightmares for days to come!
|I'm gonna juice this little fucker!|
I don't care if its for kids! That's not an excuse! Is this honestly the best that they could come up with for a children's show? Really? Talking fruit? Oh yeah that original never say any show with talking fruit before my mind is utterly blown *Sarcasm*.
Thankfully I'm not alone in this as the show and the web series were both panned by a number of people. Ned Hepburn from "Pass The Mustard" called the series "Pure, pure unfunny high concentrated in droplet form....". 411mania.com dubbed it "idiotic" and "creepy" one person saying "I lasted only 15 seconds". The High Fructose Adventures has taken a nice beating from viewers now currently with a score of 3.1 on IMDb. Oddly enough the show was been nominated for a 2012 Creative Arts Emmy Award. If you are wondering how I feel about that please refer back to the previous paragraph above.
I can't take anymore of this so I'm going to wrap it up quickly here before I stab myself in the heart with a pencil. The High Fructose Adventures Of The Annoying Orange is awful. Its not clever or creative. Its creepy, its characters are obnoxious as hell, and worst of all its not funny!
Until next time my dear audience. Take care and I will see you next time on the next review here on A Reeler Movie Reviewer!