Sonic Youth - Santa Doesn't Cop Out On Dope
Link to song here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A7sa1eFGUuI
My God is this annoying. I only had to listen to this once and I knew I had to put this abomination here. Grating vocals and shitty instrumentals assaulting my ears drums and sucking the joy from my soul this is a song that anyone in their right mind should avoid at all costs.
Brenda Lee - Rocking Around The Christmas Tree
If you have ever went to a Christmas Party or been driving around one snowy day then chances are you heard this song maybe one, two, or a hundred times. It maybe a classic but its a songs that quickly over stays it welcome.
Justin Bieber and Busta Rhythms - Little Drummer Boy
This song isn't on here because I hate Justin Bieber(although it doesn't help any) but because it takes an unadaptable song and turns it into(I kid you not) into a fucking rap...Why?!?! >:(
Wham! - Last Christmas
This one made it on here for being so damn whiney. Because when I think of Christmas songs I think of some obsessed asshole moping about some girl who dumped him. I wouldn't blame any woman who was trying to escape some clingy crybaby who is most likely peeking through their windows at night to watch them sleep.
Bobby Helms - Jingle Bell Rock
This is a song that no matter how many times I hear this song its one that will always make cringe and dive for the radio to change the channel. You will hear this song at Christmas parties, and almost any store you visit there is practically no escaping it. Those repetitive lyrics and Bobby's girly ass voice are manifestations of pure annoyance.
Duck Dynasty - Deck The Halls Parody
Kill me...kill me now and bury me deep in the earth in a sound proof box...
Paul McCartthy(anyone one else who covers this fucking song) - Wonderful Christmas Time
Its the same words repeated over and over and over and over again along with those obnoxious ding dongs popping up throughout. Sweet buttery Jesus this songs sucks the big one.
Mariah Carey - All I Want For Christmas Is You
A rather sweet and catchy song that is unfortunately suffering from the same fate that befell both "Jingle Bell Rock" and "Rocking Around The Christmas Tree" it gets played way too often on radio stations and it needs to stop like seriously right now just stop...
Carrie Fisher - Life Day Song(The Star Wars Holiday Special)
This song will always serve as a grim reminder of the worst moment in Star Wars history. Often considered to be the worst Christmas special ever aired its a memory for many(especially if your Lucas) that will always stain the corners of our mind.
Note the almost embarrassed expressions on some of the actor's face.
And so ends another article I want to thank you for reading and paying a visit to my blog. If you have any comments or want to share your most hated holiday songs then please leave them in the comments section below this article. I would love to hear from you! Have a Happy Holidays and I will see you all next time here on A Reeler Movie Reviewer!